i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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