I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
