you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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