38 yer olds are good kisserssss
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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