it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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