I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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