I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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