omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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