then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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