you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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