I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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