some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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