Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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