I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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