I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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