dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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