grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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