Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
