Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
