So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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