i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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