its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Randomize
