it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
