This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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