i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My pussy is not your playground.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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