On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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