how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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