I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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