no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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