Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
