So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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