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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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