She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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