yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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