You're so nebulous sometimes
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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