Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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