I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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