In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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