Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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