i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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