It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
