No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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