Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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