do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've blown a few things in my day
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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