i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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