dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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