I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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