Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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