I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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