Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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